Cloudy with a chance of a Fournado

Cloudy with a chance of a Fournado | www.toiletsarentforturtles.com

“And now for tomorrow’s weather forecast. The morning will see heavy storms, with violent thunder and lightening, followed by unseasonably warm sunny breaks, a cloudy afternoon, a unicorn riding a rainbow, and a chance of a Fournado before nightfall.” Four. FAAAAARRRK. Have you been there? Have you got one? Four is feral. Four is ferocious. Four is fucking frightening. I […]

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Ben and Holly – Reimagined

Ben and Holly Reimagined | www.toiletsarentforturtles.com

A re-imagined, more realistic script of Ben & Holly’s Little Kingdom. “Somewhere, hidden amongst the thorny brambles, is a little kingdom of elves and fairies. Everyone who lives here is very, very small… (and very, very annoying). Today’s adventure starts at the Little Castle, where King and Queen Thistle, Princess Holly, the twins and Nanny Plum are getting ready to […]

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