Things I’ve learnt since my preschooler’s tonsillectomy

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My 4.5 year old Little Miss had her tonsils and adenoids removed last week, and we are right in the middle of the recovery period. Recovering from a tonsillectomy and adenoidectomy is a bit shit, if I’m honest, with lots of tears (from all concerned) and not a great deal of sleep happening. But hey, what’s new huh? What’s a […]

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Cloudy with a chance of a Fournado

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“And now for tomorrow’s weather forecast. The morning will see heavy storms, with violent thunder and lightening, followed by unseasonably warm sunny breaks, a cloudy afternoon, a unicorn riding a rainbow, and a chance of a Fournado before nightfall.” Four. FAAAAARRRK. Have you been there? Have you got one? Four is feral. Four is ferocious. Four is fucking frightening. I […]

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Parents appalled at supervision requirements at indoor play centre

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A vocal group of parents is in an uproar at what are being described as “barbaric and archaic” supervision requirements at some of the country’s most popular indoor play centres. Shocked to find that they are required to supervise their own children while they are playing, parents are taking to Facebook to demand more ‘hands-on’ support from the adolescents who […]

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