Dairy free toddler food ideas

* This post is brought to you by Heinz Infant. My formerly game-to-try-anything toddler seems to be following in his big sister’s footsteps and turning into a sniff-it-then-throw-it-on-the-floor toddler. Add in the painful arrival of some nasty molars, and some days I feel like my two year old survives purely on a diet of dirt, boogers and vegemite sandwiches. There […]

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Play Centre Purgatory

You know the places – cavernous, noisy, snot-covered spaces decorated in bright colours and covered with padding, designed to create the illusion of happiness and joy. In reality, these places are about as far from happiness and joy as I am from becoming an Olympic swimming champion. That is, very fucking far. I avoid them like the plague as a […]

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A day in the life of a toddler

For something different this week I’ve contributed a post over on My Bored Toddler.   “The Stuntman is the first to wake, and lets us all know he’s up with a delightful morning song, that sounds uncannily like a cat being strangled. Usually interjected with shouts of “poo mummy, dunna pooooooo!!!”, followed by more ‘singing’. A charming way for us […]

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