This one time, at blog camp… + #PBEvent LinkUp

This one time, at blog camp...

I’ve just crashed back down to reality after an awesome weekend away at the annual Problogger conference, the largest blogging event in Australia. The weekend saw hundreds of bloggers converge on the Gold Coast to network, learn, engage and connect with other bloggers, as well as with brands and a handful of minor celebrities of the blogosphere (yes, that’s an […]

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Wolves and Poodles and Everything in Between

On the weekend the hilariously awesome Hugzilla shared an article from American comedian (I refuse to write comedienne) Jessi Klein, about how women generally fall into two groups – they’re either poodles or wolves. Poodles are those women who are effortlessly chic, and look amazing whether they’re rigged out for the Oscars or nipping to the local shop for a […]

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Cloudy with a chance of a Fournado

Cloudy with a chance of a Fournado | www.toiletsarentforturtles.com

“And now for tomorrow’s weather forecast. The morning will see heavy storms, with violent thunder and lightening, followed by unseasonably warm sunny breaks, a cloudy afternoon, a unicorn riding a rainbow, and a chance of a Fournado before nightfall.” Four. FAAAAARRRK. Have you been there? Have you got one? Four is feral. Four is ferocious. Four is fucking frightening. I […]

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Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That! www.toiletsarentforturtles.com

Maybe I’m a particularly shit mum, or maybe I’m just particularly shit at time management, but I seem to be constantly chasing my tail in this parenting caper. I’m running late ALL. THE. TIME. I routinely forget sunhats, spare pants and drink bottles. God, once I even forgot a child! (Don’t go calling DOCS just yet, I hadn’t even left […]

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Valentine’s Day – Before and After Kids

Valentine's Day - Before and After Kids | www.toiletsarentforturtles.com

ICYMI it’s Valentine’s Day this weekend. The day synonymous with love, romance and ridiculously overpriced flowers. The day all single people are supposed to dread (according to every Hollywood movie I’ve ever seen anyway), and the day that those of us in committed, loving relationships are showered with romantic gifts and whisked off on amazing adventures. Sound about right? Hmmm… […]

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