Cloudy with a chance of a Fournado

Cloudy with a chance of a Fournado | www.toiletsarentforturtles.com

“And now for tomorrow’s weather forecast. The morning will see heavy storms, with violent thunder and lightening, followed by unseasonably warm sunny breaks, a cloudy afternoon, a unicorn riding a rainbow, and a chance of a Fournado before nightfall.” Four. FAAAAARRRK. Have you been there? Have you got one? Four is feral. Four is ferocious. Four is fucking frightening. I […]

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Why toddlers are better than babies

Why toddlers are better than babies | www.toiletsarentforturtles.com

With my youngest turning two next week I’ve been feeling nostalgic and a little melancholy that my baby isn’t really a baby anymore (not that he’s been a baby for about a year, but whatever! Hormones!). Reminiscing about my babies being babies is making my ovaries very noisy, and the situation isn’t helped by the fact that we’re currently experiencing […]

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