Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!

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Maybe I’m a particularly shit mum, or maybe I’m just particularly shit at time management, but I seem to be constantly chasing my tail in this parenting caper. I’m running late ALL. THE. TIME. I routinely forget sunhats, spare pants and drink bottles. God, once I even forgot a child! (Don’t go calling DOCS just yet, I hadn’t even left […]

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A day in the life of a toddler

For something different this week I’ve contributed a post over on My Bored Toddler.   “The Stuntman is the first to wake, and lets us all know he’s up with a delightful morning song, that sounds uncannily like a cat being strangled. Usually interjected with shouts of “poo mummy, dunna pooooooo!!!”, followed by more ‘singing’. A charming way for us […]

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